Terms & Conditions – NotSoPlainJayne.life
Last updated: March 13, 2026
Welcome to my corner of the internet. I’m Jayne, this is NotSoPlainJayne.life, and it’s basically my digital living room. By stepping inside (i.e., visiting, reading, commenting, or contacting me), you agree to these terms. If you don’t like them, there’s a perfectly good “back” button on your browser.
1. The Site Is Mine
All text, photos, illustrations, designs, code, and general vibe on this site belong to me (Jayne) unless I explicitly say otherwise. You can read it, share it on social media with credit, and quote it — but you may not copy, republish, sell, or turn it into your own product without my written permission. I worked on this stuff; respect the hustle.
2. You’re Responsible for What You Do Here
3. This Is Not Professional Advice
I’m just a person with opinions. Anything I write about life, travel, tech, cats, or conspiracy theories is for entertainment and personal sharing only. It is not medical, legal, financial, or life-coaching advice. Consult actual professionals for that. I’m not liable if you try something I mentioned and it goes sideways.
4. No Guarantees, Lots of Chill
The site comes “as is.” I don’t promise it will always be up, bug-free, or that every link works forever. Life happens. Servers crash. Cats walk across keyboards. I’m not responsible for any damage to your device, your feelings, or your weekend plans caused by visiting here.
5. Links to Other Places
I sometimes link to other sites because they’re cool or useful. Once you click away, you’re on their turf. I don’t control them and I’m not responsible for what they do with your data or what weird ads they show you.
6. Changes to These Terms
I might update this page if I add a newsletter, start selling merch, open comments, or if the internet gets even weirder. When I do, I’ll change the “last updated” date at the top. Keep checking back or subscribe (if I ever add that) so you know. Continuing to use the site after changes means you accept the new version.
7. If Something Goes Wrong
If you decide to sue me because you didn’t like a blog post, we’ll handle it in Ohio (my general area) under U.S. law. But honestly, let’s just talk like adults first — my email is at the bottom of every page for a reason.
8. The “I’m Not a Big Tech Company” Clause
I’m one human running a personal site. I don’t have a legal team on retainer. This document is written in plain English so you actually understand it. It’s meant to be fair, not scary.
That’s literally it. No 14 subsections about arbitration or class-action waivers. You’re safe here — unless you’re trying to steal my content or be a jerk. In that case, I’ll just block you and move on with my life.
Questions? Want me to tweak anything? Just hit reply.
— Jayne