Last updated: May first, twenty twenty-six
I’m Jayne. This is my personal site. No big corporation, no creepy trackers—just me, some HTML, and maybe a couple cookies if you’re into that.
**What I collect (and why):**
- Nothing fancy. If you email me, I get your address and whatever you wrote. That’s it.
- If you leave a comment (assuming I even have that), I save your name, email, and the comment—like old-school blogs used to.
- Analytics? Nah. I don’t run Google Analytics or Meta pixels. If you see any weird loading, it’s probably just my cat walking on the keyboard.
**Who gets your data?**
Nobody. I don’t sell it. I don’t share it. If the NSA knocks, they’re getting a blank stare and a "who?"
**Cookies?**
Only the kind you eat. No third-party scripts unless I say so. If I ever add something—like a newsletter signup—I'll warn you first.
**Your rights:**
You can ask me to delete anything you sent. Just email me. I’ll probably do it while muttering about how nobody trusts anything anymore.
**Changes:**
If I ever start collecting more—like, say, I get famous and sell merch—I’ll update this. You’ll see it.
That’s it. No fine print. No "we may share with partners" garbage. You’re safe here... unless you’re a lizard person. Then we’ve got problems. Want me to add a conspiracy clause? Like, "We don’t track you—but Big Tech does, so don’t blame me"?